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We’re close, my fellow citizens, so close. We’ve already made history. We’re up there in the 80^th percentile. Some polls have it at 81%, some 83% one even has it at 84%.

Which ever number you choose, less than two in ten are still holding out – we can turn the page America and make it unanimous.

With just a little common sense and a gentle nudge to those still unconvinced, we can get to the magic 100%, where every woman, man and child can all join hands and agree the country is going in the wrong direction under the leadership of George the Worst.

I’m not asking the impossible here.

Ol’ 43 has already shattered Nixon’s 64% disapproval rating with a 69% – that’s the biggest in Gallup Poll history. But I’m not asking 3 out of 10 folks to change their minds about Bush (put your obvious joke here).

Nothing of the sort.

I’m asking for a much simpler task; just getting those 1.6 people to actually turn off the Home Shopping Network, leave the house and take a look at the nation. They don’t even have to own a car, they can just stand in front of a gas station and watch the prices spin like a slot machine. They can even be on no-carb, gluten free diets, but ask them to go to the bread isle and watch the folks stocking it get ‘tennis elbow’ from using that pricing gun continually, hour after hour as the bread goes higher and higher.

We can do this America.

We can get to 100%.

And when we do, we can give George W. Bush the legacy he so richly deserves.

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