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IT’S THE FIST-BUMP, EVERYBODY DUCK!

Here we go; the general election is less than a week old and those stalwarts of “fair and balanced” news have started the campaign off with an homage to 9/11 and cunningly tied it to Barack Obama.

The simple-witted E.D. Hill, one of Fox’s faux-news twinkies and Ann Coulter wannabes (who, like Ms. Coulter, probably lights a candle on Eva Braun’s birthday) runs away with moron honors this week with her description of Barack Obama’s fist-bump as “a terrorist jab.”

The woman who is doing her best to give blondes a bad name, has inadvertently claimed everyone from NBA M.V.P Kobe Bryant to former Nixon speech writer and conservative stalwart Pat Buchanan is in league Osama Bin Laden.

We’ve all seen the video footage of Bin Laden, huddling in a cave in Tora Bora, surrounded by his evil henchmen, who cackle with glee, then ‘Dap’ one another. (Dap is the street – no doubt a street in Kabul – name for the fist-bump.)

To be fair, the vacant Hill did reference our never embarrassing president’s chest bump at the Air Force Academy. Apparently Dubya was reliving his days as a cheerleader at Andover.

And the idiot-host’s tease as “a terrorist fist jab” never made it into the segment…she is a little slow, maybe she forgot.

Now you know why “stupid is as stupid does.”

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