May 27 2008
TUESDAYS WITH MORONS: THE 11% DELUSION
“Hey you, Obama.”
“It’s Osama.”
“Yeah, yeah, Osama, Obama, whatever…”
It seems, in spite of seventeen months of campaigning, a controversy that went on for almost as long surrounding his CHRISTIAN PREACHER, and no less than one million statements from the man himself proclaiming his CHRISTIANITY, a poll out just this weekend states there still exists an 11% idiot quotient who still think Barack Obama is Muslim.
What’s wrong with you eleven percenters – save the obvious that you’re nitwits. Is it a simple lack of knowledge, a refusal or perhaps an inability to read, maybe your TV is stuck on the Cartoon Network? How can the undeniable fact of Obama’s religion still be unknown to you?
Unless…you’re stupid and paranoid…
It is possible you think Obama is a crypto-Muslim? Perhaps he wears a white, skintight, suit with a big “M” on the chest under his street clothes. Maybe he has a guy following him everywhere he goes, and that guy carries a locked briefcase, and after Obama wins the Presidency, the guy busts open the case and it’s full of kufis and maybe even a couple of those really big, black Ayatollah-looking turbans.
Maybe you think he’s secretly planning to put a mosque in every strip mall in America; so not only will you soon pay $5 for a gallon of gas, but you’ll have to face east when you do it.
And aren’t you the same 11% who think King George the Lame is still doing a good job and that the country is still moving in the right direction.
Ah, the power of the intellectual void never ceases to amaze.
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