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If it wasn’t obvious before, it is now: God wants John McCain to be president.

No, I haven’t had a vision. Nothing has appeared on my kitchen window, nor disclosed its presence on the bumper of my car, nor has anything been revealed in an unmistakable pattern found in the special sauce of my Big Mac.

It’s just obvious.

All signs point to a divine hand intervening in the current election and pushing John McCain toward the seat of power.

Even if we put aside all the McCain mythology: he was corrupted by money lenders but saw the light, he rose from political death to get his party’s nomination, the Anti-Christ, while waiting for him, danced.

Sure, taken on their own, none of that is very unusual and could have happened to anyone – but how do you explain Hillary Clinton.

Given that the entire country is fed up with the Bush regime and that 80% of America thinks we’re headed in the wrong direction, how could McCain, who wants to continue most of Bush’s policies, be in a statistical tie for the White House with the Democrats.

Because God wants it that way. So God gave us Hillary Clinton, and charged her with destroying the Democratic Party, thereby negating whatever chance the Democrats had to win in Novemeber.

Hillary’s pyrrhic victory in Pennsylvania last night is just another example of God’s work. It was right on the number (10%) that solved nothing. A point lower and Obama is proven strong enough to convince the powers that be to pull the plug on Hillary. A point higher and the powers that be have to think long and hard about Obama. But dead on the number gets you stasis – nothing moves, nothing changes, and John McCain sits back and gets stronger as Hillary continues to do his dirty work (or God’s unfathomable clean work.)

I don’t presume to know God’s mind. Maybe, he’s a conservative – the Bible doesn’t exactly read like Das Kapital. Maybe he doesn’t like black folk – lots of people don’t.

Whatever the reason, it’s obvious who God is voting for…

…and, God is an old white guy.

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