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Apr 22 2008

TUESDAYS WITH MORONS: SIMPLETON CLINTONS

Published by wrmarshall at 10:18 am under Political Satire/Humor Edit This

 

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YOUR JOKE HERE…

How is it that people of considerable intellect are often so stupid?

Sometimes the answer is easy, as in assessing Dick Cheney’s often fatheaded remarks. When you work for Satan and you’ve sold your soul for eternal life and an advanced peek at oil futures, the pure evil you inhale all day long occasionally impairs higher brain functions.

Then there’s smart and wrong. George Will is a good example of this. Week in, week out, this obviously learned man says some of the dumbest s*$% ever to come out of the mouth of a human being.

That brings us to Hillary Clinton. If we believe what we hear and read (and we shouldn’t – which is why I never deal in facts) Hillary is the woman behind the man who Jerry Ford called “best pure politician” he’d ever known. Hillary’s success since Bill retired proves she’s no slouch herself. Yet Hillary’s recent behavior is making stupid stand up and leave the room out of embarrassment.

Hers is a softheadedness born of megalomania.

It isn’t one single thing she’s done that makes her this week’s dope, but her whole campaign since she hit the skids a while back. The simple truth is, if Obama had gone 0 for 12 he would have been chased from the race long ago. Hillary’s “comebacks” in places like Texas and Ohio got her nothing of substance, and now, she’s gone all blockheaded.

The broad opinion of most of the nation is we are headed in the wrong direction, and we’re picking up speed. The Dems were once a shoe-in for the White House, a big reason being Barack Obama. A fresh face and new voice who was doing something different and people noticed – especially the Clintons.

Well, no one screws with the Clintons, and just because Karl Rove is unemployable, (except at Fox News, which makes him unemployable) doesn’t mean you can’t use rovian tactics. (I said his name twice, now I have to take a shower.) Through a concerted effort of cheap shots and vile politics the Clinton machine has done the Republicans job for them, and the great promise of Barack Obama has been reined in – now he’s just another politician who offers us little but a different looking face.

When John McCain walks into the White House next January, we can thank Hillary Clinton…which should put her neck ‘n neck with President Gump for Moron of the Year.

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