ADullAche

Something better change soon, because I am bored.

Bored.

Bored.

Bored.

I’m trying to remember a time this campaign wasn’t going on. Back to halcyon days when Bush and Cheney were lying to everyone and running the country into the ground for their own profit – and that was all we had to worry about. I’m pretty sure we still need to worry about that, but with the Democratic race for the nomination droning on and on and on and on and on and on…sorry.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but has anyone said anything that they hadn’t said before. Has there been any shift in policy? Has there been an about face on a single issue? Has anything changed since these people announced their intention to run for the presidency?

Six weeks is a long campaign in England. In Canada it can be as short as thirty-six days. Obama and Clinton started running when Lincoln was sleeping in his own bedroom.

It’s not just that they’re running, it’s that we are constantly reminded they’re running. No news, no new information, just endless announcements that the same people are still running for same office.

I know they’re running, I just don’t want to know about it every freakin’ hour of every freakin’ day of every freakin’ week of every freakin’ month for – here it comes – more than a freakin’ year. Giraffes meet, date, get married, and have baby giraffes in less time. It took less time to put up and rent space in the Empire State Building. Britney Spears got married, had kids, got divorced, lost her kids, went insane and got a job on a sitcom in less time.

This is supposed to be the most important election in decades. This is the election that’s supposed to ‘turn the page’ and usher in a new era in American politics…

…wake me up when in November.

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